figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."
so I’m currently on my year abroad in Japan for my degree, and my friend who’s a fellow exchange student here was telling me how she’d gone into a shop and bought some mochi. She wanted to send some back to her family in America but didn’t know how to ask when they’d expire, but she tried anyway.
Unfortunately, what she did was look the cashier directly in the eye and ask calmly, “when are you going to die?” before she realised her mistake and left. With no explanation. That’s it. Just “when are you going to die?”
I’m still laughing
everyone romanticizes long hair but lbr there is nothing floral or fairy like when ur extracting a hair that got caught between your butt cheeks in the shower.
The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better
blaze it and praise it
There is more in you of good than you know, lego of the kindly West.
(I CAN’T TAKE THIS.)
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