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aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

(via condohavenoking)

↳ posted 3 days ago with 18,199 notes − © mikulios

so I’m currently on my year abroad in Japan for my degree, and my friend who’s a fellow exchange student here was telling me how she’d gone into a shop and bought some mochi. She wanted to send some back to her family in America but didn’t know how to ask when they’d expire, but she tried anyway.

Unfortunately, what she did was look the cashier directly in the eye and ask calmly, “when are you going to die?” before she realised her mistake and left. With no explanation. That’s it. Just “when are you going to die?”

I’m still laughing

↳ posted 3 days ago with 49 notes

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curseboxes:

everyone romanticizes long hair but lbr there is nothing floral or fairy like when ur extracting a hair that got caught between your butt cheeks in the shower. 

↳ posted 3 days ago with 64 notes − © curseboxes

George, you’re my friend, right? Always.

(Source: johnmitchelled, via anunexpectedhotdwarf)

↳ posted 3 days ago with 2,792 notes − © johnmitchelled

langiinspirations:

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

Happy Easter!

langiinspirations:

lightning-and-roses:

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better

blaze it and praise it

Happy Easter!

(Source: bcraigv, via cranialgames)

↳ posted 3 days ago with 85,292 notes − © bcraigv

↳ posted 4 days ago with 262 notes − © hvit-kuk

There is more in you of good than you know, lego of the kindly West.

(Source: dreamstate7, via feanorr)

↳ posted 4 days ago with 409 notes − © dreamstate7

ilscuro:

Minas Tirith - Minas Morgul parallels.

ilscuro:

Minas Tirith - Minas Morgul parallels.

(via thranduilandhisswagstag)

↳ posted 4 days ago with 105 notes − © ilscuro

richardarmitageforever:

goldengreenleaf:

(I CAN’T TAKE THIS.)

More stunning art by our talented artists. The feelings it evokes…lovely.

richardarmitageforever:

goldengreenleaf:

(I CAN’T TAKE THIS.)

More stunning art by our talented artists. The feelings it evokes…lovely.

(Source: fruitscake, via theheirsofdurin)

↳ posted 4 days ago with 3,588 notes − © fruitscake